ConfusedHuman

@UchihaSteph Complaints? By whom? Yourself? Such a disgusting accusation,
           don’t provoke me to commit violent acts upon your person. It's all such petty nonsense you are speaking of, a vile lie to make a mockery of myself!  I haven’t in all my life turned against the law! As for this unicorn pee you speak off, i have never laid eyes upon a unicorn itself, so how do you suppose i am able to get my hands on a pot of delicio...-unicorn pee. I do advise you Miss Moon that you leave my being alone, i have a delightful novel i am eager to get back to. Until next time dear friend.

Dear @ConfusedHuman I am afraid to report that there has been complaints about noise coming from where you currently...reside.. I have been informed that these are trolls and even the local bread makers tell me you often buy from them. Trolls are ILLEGAL as is the free unicorn pee you are giving out. Also we had a visit from a glove the other week, she was very distraught telling us that you made her this way. She had a book in her possesion 'The rock' I have read it and I need to say that I find you utterly disgusting. Thank-you for your time. If you do not leave this country within the next week we will take action.
          Feel like a SIR. 

@SexiNoodlez Oh my, another customer! Take as much unicorn pee as you want! There is plenty to go around! 

@IAmTheVoldemort You intrigue me. Life is as good as it will get, except the fact that a few of my maids are under the weather so i do not have anyone to run my bath. How is you life going? 

@ConfusedHuman Ive been told im a very interesting person. :)) Hows life going? Im a curious person. :))

@IAmTheVoldemort Your comment is very interesting.

Soil is decomposed things and rainbows are magical!!

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