I am a rock. Not Dwayne Johnson, but a rock. Dwayne is another level of rock. Me on the other hand, well...I'm just a rock, not the rock, just a rock. I sit all day long. I eat whatever and whenever I want. I am a brunette with dark freckles all over my body. I am about 2 inches tall and have a gray complexion. I love short rolls on the beach, but only if Ridin' by Chamillionaire is playing in the background. I also have a deep love for old music. It just makes me feel alive!
Here's one of my favorite songs:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Watch and enjoy.
Now, you probably must be wondering,"Well...I don't think a rock can type." You're right, a rock can't type, but a rock can hurt someone, so I forced some little kid to type this down.