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goofy is the only classic Disney Character that has had sex
          	Mickey has nephews
          	Donald has nephews
          	Goofy has a son.
          	His son isn't adopted
          	Therefore goofy has had sex
          	Imagine what it looked like
          	Image how it sounds-

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~

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I've come to make an announcement: Ray is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's eight, he took his  fuckin edgy hot topic dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g. And I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com: Ray, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pushing on the MOOOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

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@hopedespair48  *cocks gun at my head* yeah no
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