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I've come to make an announcement: Ray is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's eight, he took his fuckin edgy hot topic dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g. And I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com: Ray, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pushing on the MOOOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.