Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes  rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
-BIG BANG THEORY

I write and read. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bulbs. Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble. OMINOUS ONIONS EVERYWHERE.

I'm lactose intolerant. And I really like cheese and ice cream. It is a struggle to keep an interest in these foods!

I have a deathly fear of cockroaches. Even the word creeps me out. . .

I'm part of a Writing Club, which has an account called @DevilsMayCare. 
---Check the club out.

I'm the historian who doesn't take pictures.

But maybe, I can do book covers! For the club and stuff. . .

So. . . SAY CHEESE!