Coolguynah

hey guys. to be honest, im not satisfied with how my hampia the hamster story is coming along. this is very disappointing news to me because my son is writing his senior thesis on living in a post-hampia the hamster world. I told him that I would have hampia done before he submitted it, but I knew that would be a crazily large task, especially considering I told the press this would be my largest book yet, with >750 chapters. I HAVE written three chapters, but… (starts sobbing) they don’t meet my standards. they are not good or interesting and I will focus most of my resources on the Shawn Armenta story. the ramificashuns of this is that the team working on the hampia the hamster story will be cut in half and moved to the Shawn Armenta story I think, so hampia the hamster chapters may take as many as twice as long to complete. ALSO just because I have a team doesn’t mean I don’t write my storys. All my stories are all written by me except for one line in my shawn armenia story. I do not have ghostwriters, just proofreaders. many don’t realize it takes a team to write a book. anyway, im sorry for fans of hampia the hamster. if you like hampia, you should try watching euphoria or the angry birds movie. they aren’t nearly as quality but the similar themes are still there obvi

Coolguynah

hey guys. to be honest, im not satisfied with how my hampia the hamster story is coming along. this is very disappointing news to me because my son is writing his senior thesis on living in a post-hampia the hamster world. I told him that I would have hampia done before he submitted it, but I knew that would be a crazily large task, especially considering I told the press this would be my largest book yet, with >750 chapters. I HAVE written three chapters, but… (starts sobbing) they don’t meet my standards. they are not good or interesting and I will focus most of my resources on the Shawn Armenta story. the ramificashuns of this is that the team working on the hampia the hamster story will be cut in half and moved to the Shawn Armenta story I think, so hampia the hamster chapters may take as many as twice as long to complete. ALSO just because I have a team doesn’t mean I don’t write my storys. All my stories are all written by me except for one line in my shawn armenia story. I do not have ghostwriters, just proofreaders. many don’t realize it takes a team to write a book. anyway, im sorry for fans of hampia the hamster. if you like hampia, you should try watching euphoria or the angry birds movie. they aren’t nearly as quality but the similar themes are still there obvi

Coolguynah

hey guys. it’s come to my attention that one of my publishers has been leaking my unfinished chapters to a website called soap2day. ive talked with the head of publishing and we are working to find the mole (probably a demi lovato stan!). and yes, this includes the pee chapter. im planning on rewriting it while still keeping it accurate. remember guys that using websites like soap2day can hurt small writers like me. especially when you consider that i have to split the money with my whole team (of 16) and I’ve only made $3.00 off the story as a whole. plus my profits have been plummeting ever since the chapters were leaked. i have contacted soap2day hoping that i can get my chapters taken down, but while it’s still up, i encourage you not to read it. the best way to show me that you care about me as an artist is to not read those chapters. anyway, this has been upsetting to find out that people i consider “fans” have been illegally downloading chapters off of websites like soap2day. please just wait until it’s ready guys.

coolguyyea

THE WAR WILL NEVER END WE WILL TALK ABOUT THE RAMIFICATIONS OF THIS POOP HEAD

Coolguynah

@coolguyyea please don’t yell. violation of rule #2. “ramficashuns” what dose this even mean i am not ever heard this in hole life! violation of rule #3 and please don’t talk about this war. it’s really been weighing me down, taking a large emotional toll on me. I need to learn to start taking care of ME instead of just worrying about my army’s mental health. I am sexy. I am divine. I am fearless and SELF-CARE is queen!
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Coolguynah

welcome to my conversation board everyone!!!
          here are the rules:
          1. NO DRAMA:  I am so sick of all this baruvia-armentia war and such and I just really want this war to freaking end!!!
          2. No capital letters. These could be disrespectful imo bc they look like yelling
          3. please do not use big words I do not even no what those mean
          4. stay on topic. if I post a convo about baboon guns, we should only talk about baboon guns in the convo etc etc
          thank you and I hope you have a good day!