"Boo!" said Johnny the spooky scary totally not a skeleton.

Well hello, welcome to my humble abode consisted of unfinished stories, long updates, and mediocre content. If that seems to catch your interest perhaps you can stick around, or perhaps look towards some other destination? 

All I can say is the choice is yours, but if you do stay around I'll introduce myself. As you can see my name is Cooliofanman, an amateur writer who cannot manage time, updates, or life and struggles with consistency. But, I somehow do enjoy creating stories. Terrible, yet still stories; Perhaps one day it might even inspire another, who knows? But for now it shall begin with humble beginnings.

Anyways, make yourself comfortable. The ride will be long, grueling, and frustrating, however. The goal won't go further nor come closer, it's waiting for you to approach it.