TL;DR: Hi, this is Cooper. I'm an introverted, procrastinating, geeky ginger fanboy. I try to write and edit when I can and I'm not swamped with depression. If you have any questions or just want to talk, please refer to my fictional butler, Cecil. (Yes, I do plan on conversing with you through a fake character, I'm antisocial and weird, deal with it.)


Please pay no attention to the ginger spewing words from his head. 'Tis merely how he facilitates quieting the the little voices that gnaw at his psyche. Of course, I'm one to talk, being as I'm his fictional butler. 

Any who, please note that Cooper has a proclivity for procrastination and wrestles with bouts of depression and loss of morale. Therefore, activity on his part will be, infrequent. 

He would also like any visitors to keep in mind that he is a shining example of an introvert and as such is liable to forget to socially interact with people in general. This is not on purpose, mind you, it's just how he functions. 

In the case that he is away, be it physically or mentally, I would be happy to take any inquiries and messages for him, as well as answer any personal questions on his behalf that you may have. within reason. (Yes I realize that talking with the imaginary voice of a lazy, antisocial geek is not exactly normal, but neither are lazy, antisocial geeks. So, there.) 

Sincerely

Cecil,
The Little Butler in Cooper's Head


P.S: Cooper Wolfe is my pen name. If you don't know me personally, I most likely want to keep it that way. If you do know me, please don't give out my personal info. It's not that I fear being hacked or anything. I would just like to keep who I really am and where I really am secret, for privacy's sake. Thank you.