OK let's keep this thing short, sweet, and entirely to the point. We'll keep it professional, eh?

Just kidding I hate all of that nonsense. So let's skip the awkward introductions shall we? I'm Victoria, in case you can't read (in which case you likely shouldn't be on this site at all) and now that you have read this, we are friends.

No exceptions.

Even if you don't like me or my writing.

My writing, now that's it has been mentioned, is usually completely unedited when posted and will not be edited in length until AFTER it has been completed and marked off as so. Please, if there is a mistake, do not get all up in my business. Politely inform me of this error. Also, if something is ungodly, glaringly wrong, please don't take it out on the poor author.

Blame it on the over-exuberant fingers.

That'll be all until later notice! If you're that kind hearted of a person feel free to fan me, and if you're feeling slightly less joyful today please take the time to vote or comment. If you hate me, then at least check out my writing. Who knows? Maybe you'll actually like it, even if you don't like me.