TheArtHoe

Ok, ok so embarrassing story time  I was at a soccar field with my family and there was a FINE ASS MANS right there and I my mom told me to go see how old he was so maybe I could shoot my shot. Well my mom thought he was maybe 14,15 BUT NOOO I walk up to this ANGEL and ask him how old he was and this bitch says———— 21!!!! Like WHAT TF!!! I couldn’t I just said ok thanks sorry and walked away like I was running from an explosion and now I have no self confidence! 

Another dark joke: 
          
          My family is like pirate treasure yk why?
          
          
          Cause you need a map and a shovel to find them 

Dark joke: 
          
          What is a depressed persons favorite drink?
          
          Deppresso espresso!……….NOPE just kidding it’s cyanide (a poison)

I’m doing a new thing where imma just post dark humor on here so if you’ll wanna share some dark humor jokes BE MY GUEST!

Hello friend, sorry to disturb you. Can you check out my new work, Justin? It is a superhero JJK book. Hope to get your love and support.
          
          You can delete the mssg if you are offended.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/297431305?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=_mikromosmos_&wp_originator=TwA0tKI7wJM5DkAQnax47MmxFLVxfC5QD2uXBhPTNN9qsSaFyltbAqDP8mkTt9DDfFzyF2SI80h4%2B6B49ZHZKyhaW1ugRHd0grVBXKjxQ21nSLhiqCEiQ5jaGoYZNT%2Fe

DID YOU SCRATCH MY WIFE?!

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Y’all I literally just woke up at my friends house and she is still passed out snoring I can’t-

There’s this weird hot bright eyed guy thing going on at the chick fil a

Don’t you love it when you tell your friend LiTtEraLy anything and they respond with “who asked?”