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Posting on here again????
          Idkkk I mighttttt
          -Sam

Why do I remind myself of charming from shrek- like I’m watching shrek 2 and I’m like.. I look like him a little and I don’t know if I should cry or not-
          -Sam

I was trying to get my nephew to say Cordelia’s name and he goes “Chase-Delia?” Like that doesn’t even sound the same-
          -Sam

I want a man to ask me out just so I can tell him “oh god… umm… sorry, I’m lesbian.” Or do a little bit of a Milly Ratchy and say “I Might Be That Kind Of Person. The Kind Of Woman...Who Enjoys The Company Of Other Women.”
          -Sam

Is Wattpad fucking up for anyone else or is it just me-
          -Sam

Just posted the drawing of Cordelia in my Art Kid book soooo goooooo look at it…
          -Sam

Sometimes I forget that all my friends from school haven’t watched Ahs and I quote things from it…. “I needed you and you got a dog!”
          -Sam

My cousin said that Sarah was ugly… THE AUDACITY I SWEAR-
          -Sam

I’m about to finish my third Cordelia drawing… I might post it later but I think it is looking hella good… probably going to color it as well lmaooo
          -Sam

I would write but I literally have brain damage… my little cousin kept hitting me with a heavy ass pillow and hit my head against the wall… she also bit me so now I have a bite mark and she kept pinning me down on the bed and I have no fighting experience so I can’t do shit about it other than wiggle my way out…. My head and my back hurts a lot now and I haven’t had back pain in a while so that’s fun… 
          
          Anyways… how was your day’s lovely’s?
          -Sam