oversaltedbeans
Frogs *croak*greenbreanspepes hotsticky*violently dies*pepes too segsyegg yolks*dramatically throws self off bridge*♂️♂️♂️✨✨
Corey_Vick
earthy_trash
OH NO AM I TO LATE???
Corey_Vick
SEND HELP PLS
MY LAMP IS ATTEMPTING TO GIVE ME AN EPILEPTIC SEIZURE!!!!!
Corey_Vick
InStRuCtIoNs UnClEaR
GoT mY hAnD sTuCk In My ToAsTeR
Corey_Vick
Just a message to Lyla Willliams. StAy AwAy FrOm PePe.
Corey_Vick
Hello. I am cold and hungry, i am stuck inside of my fridge. Its very cold and frogless here, send help.
Corey_Vick
@EthanPicklepants THANK YOU GOOD SIR. Wait, wait.. They're... eating my potatoes???? NOW THEY LEFT. I AM ONE WITH THE PENGUIN
EthanPicklepants
@Corey_Vick I think so.......they like to take a lot of long breaks. They should be busting down your door down right.....about.....now.
Corey_Vick
I may lose followers for posting this, but i need to tell you guys. Its finally time for me to open up more to you all. Please understand, but... I... I identify as a potato. Please dont hate me.;
Corey_Vick
Just so you know, Pepe is MINE. He may not realize it yet but I shall love him forever. <3 even if he did block me on every form of social media and filed a restraining order against me, he's just playing hard to get!
Corey_Vick
D-does anyone have frog treats...
The frogs want me to be their leader and I cannot do it without this specified treat.
Corey_Vick
Pepe my love... Where have you been all my life?