I am a writer. I like to write. What do I like to write about? Anything, really. I am also the protector and owner of a very mysterious and magical ballpoint pen. How is it magical, you ask? Simple. Anything that I write down with it automatically comes to life. See what I mean? But I'm probably not the best person to trust with it. Why? Because I'm psychotic. 'Nuf said.

Preferred Weapons: Sarcasm, satire, magical pen, my psychoticness, a HUGE imagination, my ADHD, the mystical Kikoku, Kat's golden shovel(when I can sneak it off of her), ma pokes, hidden blades.

Friends: loki_is_the_man, SilverrBullets, Midna, Foxy, a zombie named Alberto(looooooooooooooooooong story).

Wanted By: MIB, Illuminati, ISIS, Al Qaeda, CIA, FBI, Parliament, UN, etc.
Why? 'Cause I'm awesome and they just can't handle it. Case closed.