Dolphinspirit88
Dear Sir/Madam,
Our driver is currently outside your house with your order of mauve and magenta socks, but the residents do not seem to be at home. Your Waitrose socks will be sent back to the post office for you to collect when it is most convenient for you.
Kind regards,
Waitrose Customer Service
CorneliusCornwall3
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@Dolphinspirit88 I Thank you kindly for informing me. I shall collect the mauve and magenta socks on Thursday. Would I also be able to place an order of lavender socks and organic oatcakes please? I thank you kindly, A fucking awesome bad bleep half demon don't touch my tail GRRRRRR
