Hey...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My name's Bob,
And I'm homeless too.
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If you know me I'm sarcastic.
And I know a lot of languages:
1. English
2. Sarcasm
3. Sarcasm Lvl.2
4. Sarcasm Lvl.3
5. Spanish
6. German
7. Russian
8........ I'm making some of this up.....
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And I'm just a normal girl who likes the CW shows. While also eating pretzels and chips on the couch.
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There you go! That's what you guys got in store for reading my books!
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This is just a selection of crazy drunk texts that will probably leave you laughing until you fall onto your...