Hello,

I read somewhere that on an online profile, the perfect intro will attract many people's attention. I guess I won't even be attracting flies to my profile, then...

Alright, here we go! Where to? I don't really know, let's discover it together and hope no one's heading towards a psychiatric hospital ^^'

In person, I'm an introverted human being who longs for more time alone. I'd like to put emphasis on the "human being" part because I came across the profiles of fruits, vegetables, animals and creatures whose existence I didn't even know of before joining this platform, so I want to make sure nobody confuses me as being one of their own, though I'm not completely against the idea. I mean, I wouldn't mind finding out I'm actually not a human being from Earth but a Warrior Galaxy Defender, born in Gamma Octa, an infamous city in Sector X-450 N, on a planet named Araknia, found in an alternative and of course, cooler universe where animals talk the human language (or vice versa) and where all living beings live in perfect symbiosis with hyper intelligent humanoid androids, who came here on a search mission, but got captured by the enemy and had my memory replaced to make me think I'm an Earthling. On the contrary! So, if it's true, could you please give me back my memory? I return home, and we forget you Memory Replacers and I ever met? ^.^ If not then non-existent enemy people, forget you've ever read this and don't come back to me to erase my brain again! I already have a bad memory. Let's not make it worse :-)

Wow! Now that was... Unexpected? (I made things up as I went, so it only took me around 10 minutes to write the above. If there are grammar errors, my excuse is "I'm a lazy none native English speaker.")

No one ended in an asylum after all. Yuppie! *Confetti* Wait, so it means, instead y'all...visited the mind of a person who's in dire need of visiting one? *Sweeping confetti away, a sad expression on my face*

~ Apparently, an insane(?) Cosnow ^^