They call me Couchslayer. I earned the nickname (I prefer "title") by using my mom's furniture to reenact fight scenes from movies or even from my imagination. Now that I've finally moved out of my parents' house I don't play make-believe anymore...at least not without closing the blinds first. 

I am one of only 11 other humans who do not like chocolate. Yeah, I know. It's true though. My first hero was Garfield, and to this day I still credit him for my love of lasagna. I am a fan of super hero movies with Batman topping the list. I enjoy spending time outdoors and playing games with my young family. 

If I ever end up uploading some of my writing, I hope you'll take a moment to follow me. My goal is to bring a smile to your face with some of my writing, and hopefully make your day go by a little better.