Hello.
For the purposes of this website my name is CountOlaf.

I enjoy reading, and shockingly I also enjoy writing.

When it comes to a writing style, I'd describe it as a poor mans Terry Pratchett meets an uneducated Douglas Adams.

The musings I post here will mostly be written in rambling bursts in the form of chapters. I tend to write without an ending in mind, that way it is a nice surprise for me when I find out what happens.

With the above in mind, please enjoy my unstructured babblings...