NAME: Mister Eg

AGE: 195

HOBBIES: 
- collecting teeth from a live tiger. 
- Catching bullets with bare hands. 
- Jogging up and down Mount Everest. 
- Collecting rock particles from the moon. 

MY RECORD: 
- Fought with an elephant and broke it's neck
- Killed superman
- Held my breath underwater for 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 hours , 51 minutes and 45 seconds
 - orbited around the solar system for 20 years straight 

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: 
- surfed on hot lava whilst the volcano was still erupting. 
- Outran a cheetah.
 - Fluent in 11,798 languages. 
- Killed twitter bird. 
- First man to land on the sun. 
- Carried the pyramid of Giza for 2 days straight! 

SILLY THINGS DONE: 
- surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina. 
- Snowboarding on Mount Everest. 
- Skydiving from outer space. 

EMBARRASSING MOMENTS:
 - couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the one that survived joined the circus. 

PROUDEST MOMENTS: 
- When a Cobra died after biting me. 
- When I saved the planet by diverting an astroid with just one kick.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
- I really don't like to brag.