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My mom legit might be the biggest christian larper in existance

Crabbier

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So apparently because my dad is so old and dumb he got himself into. Legal trouble which resulted in some dumb shit that couldve been avoided so now stuff related to my internet provider is being under watch though idk if that means theyre watching over him only or if that means theyre seeing me too but over all DONT LIVE WITH DUMB MFS OR OLD MFS

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So between friday and monday my first sorta-kinda-it isnt a date-but kinda is-date is gonna happen and im already having my heart is FUCKING RACING this is literally gonna be my first hangout/meetup/dinner with a long time friend/ old crush and last time we met up face to fact my god i could not speak a single good sentence to keep up a conversation that it became awkward but the fact we kept contact and are about to have dinner together till she moves to the mountain’s is a fucking miracle 

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I genuinely think my parent are the dumbest creatures of all time, my dog doesnt like to eat alone so instead of doing the common sense thing like getting the dogs bowl and putting it in the living room where my dad sits every single day at they would rather get a HANDFUL of kibble and putting it in it on the floor, mind you my mom gets all pissy when i move the trey anywhere other than THE FARTHEST PLACE IN THE HOUSE (next to the garage door) and i cant say nothing or else she gets ignorant and loud which attacts my dad and does nothing but double down and what my mom says EVEN THOUGH HE DOESNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE ARGUMENT

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I was debating on getting cookie run or until i saw that the size was 4 fucking gigs like WHY what phone has enough stirage to maintain a 4 gig game its the same with dokkan ts literally takes up my whole storage and somehow theyre not on steam??!???