CrabsForFree

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If you actually take your time and read our shit on here I am out of words.
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	That never happens tho so congratulations if you read this.

CrabsForFree

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OKAY SO HELLO HUMANS WE HAVE NOW COME UP WITH ANOTHER DELICIOUS PRODUCT THAT WE WILL BE REALLY HAPPY TO SHARE WITH YOU! WE CAN SAY THAT WE HAVE MISSED YOU VERY MUCH BECAUSE EVERYONE DOES THAT NOW DAYS. :D
          
          IT WAS THE 26TH OF MAY WHEN OUR VERY DEAR CARROT POSTED THE LATEST ANNOUNCEMENT, IT WAS THE ONE WITH A LOT OF TEXT WHERE ALMOST 100% OF IT WAS WITH THE BELOVED WORD "BUY". AND NOW dramatic pause AFTER CENTURIES dramatic pause WE HAVE COME UP WIIIIIIITH......... FRIED CRAYONS WITH A LITTLE OF THE FINEST CHEESE SPRINKLES ON TOP!!! 
          
          BUY THEM OR WE WILL SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS INSTEAD! 
          
          a random assistant: uhm.. I don't think you should do that it is-
          
          rock music starts A RANDOM ASSISTANT THIS IS NOT A JOKE MAY I SAY! OUR PRODUCTS ARE FABULOUS AND LIKE, REALLY? WHO WOULD NOT BE GLAD TO HAVE ONE SHOVED UP THEIR ASS? HUH?? HUUHHHH?????
          
          OKAY, NOW WHEN THAT IS TAKEN CARE OF, LETS GO TO THE USELESS SHIT! YAY! :D
          
          
          Totally real website: www.tastycrayonz.luv
          
          Discount code: bebehcrayon0
          
          Contact us via phone: *ERROR OCCURRED*
          
          Price: 615304340
          
          Extra: 3 different color choices for 2, buy 4 normal for the price of 5!
          
          
          BUY NOW AND MAKE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING JEALOUS ! :D)