bonjour y'all

my name is Alexander Hamilton (aka Alex, aka Lexi, aka Lex)

I am too bi to function

I am married to Elizabeth Schuyler

my ex-boyfriend is John Laurens

Angelica Schuyler just smacced me

Thomas Jefferson is a bitch

Charles Lee is a bitch

James Madison is a semi-bitch

Aaron Burr is a semi-bitch

I'm not George Washington's son

please stop saying that I am

I have a son with Eliza named Philip

I also have several other kids with Eliza

Lafayette's kid just decided to live with my family one day

I accidentally had a daughter named Wendy with my mistress, Maria

I have a younger sister named Bella

That is all

Goodbye bitches


admin :
name : Char
gender & pronouns : demigirl - she/her - they/them
sexuality : gæ