I’m a Brit that lives in Canada, and I moved here via Australia, so no matter where I go people hear my bizarre accent and ask me where I am from. I have a beautiful wife, an adorable daughter, two cats called Sydney & Mel, and an arsehole Brittany Spaniel called Jasper. He’s not really an arsehole, he’s just a puppy, but sometimes it is hard to tell the difference. 

I’m a bit of a nerd and play a lot of video games, normally during the hours I am supposed to be writing/cleaning/looking after Jasper. I am a total coffee snob, which is all Melbourne’s fault. 

My writing time is now squeezed in between dog walks, diaper changes (my daughters, not mine), feedings, cleaning up barf, infrequent daytime naps, eight hours of work and occasional conversations with my wife when we find two seconds to relax. Basically don’t expect five novels a year out of me!