Name ~ Craig Tucker's 

Age ~ 10

Gender ~ male 

Sexuality ~ Gay

Aliases ~ Super Craig

Grade ~ Forth grade

Family ~ 
Grandma: Grandmother Tucker
Father: Thomas Tucker
Mother: Laura Tucker 
Sister: Tricia Tucker
Pet: Stripes

Quotes ~
"You know what stuff happens to most kids? They fall off their bikes. They get in fights with their parents. They get swindled out of their birthday money." 

"He's the luckiest kid in the world. If I could say 'shitballs' to the principal, I would be soooo happy"

Craig: "I'm being a dick."

Stan: "Yes"

Craig: "You guys took my birthday money, got me arrested and sent to Miami with no way home except to take down the country of Peru and I'm being a dick." 

Craig: "[...] Well I thought I was crazy! He said my dad was going to sneak into my room naked one night and beat me up."

 "See, this is why bad things always happen to you. Because when you come across an ancient, spooky ruin, you say, 'Let's check it out'." 


 "Yup, nice and boring. Just the way I like it"
 
"Oh yeah?! We're super-duper triple-dog gay!" 

"I'm not just gay, I'm a catamite!" 

"This ass is unlike any I've encountered, Master!"