Craigisgayaf

this message may be offensive
btw for future people in my life or whatever
          	 Don't ever lead a person on when you're dating someone else it hurts the person more and will make you look like an asshole twice as bad if told them

Craigisgayaf

OHHHHH~
          There's a place I know
          That's tucked away;
          A place where you and I can stay
          Where we can go to laugh and play,
          And have adventures everyday!
          I know it sounds hard to believe
          But guys and gals it's true,
          Camp Campbell is the place for me and you!
          
          We'll swim through lakes and climb up trees;
          Catch fish, bugs, bears, and honeybees!
          There's endless possibilities
          And no,
          That's not hyperbole!
          Our motto's "CAMPE DIEM"
          And that means I'm telling you~
          
          We've got:
          Archery,
          Hiking,
          Search & Rescue,
          Biking,
          Horseback,
          Training that will save you from a heart attack,
          Scuba diving,
          Miming,
          Keeping up with rhyming,
          Football,
          Limbo,
          Science,
          Stunting,
          Pre-Calc,
          Spaceships,
          Treasure hunting,
          Bomb defusal,
          No refusal,
          Fantasy,
          Circus trapeze,
          and Fights, 
          and Ghosts, 
          and Paints,
          and Snakes, 
          and Knives,
          and Chess, 
          and Dance, 
          and Weights–
          
          It's Camp Camp!
          
          
          
          Why do I have this memorized?!