Denji 🍖

Heck yeah, another Bob Velseb fan!
          
          *hug*

last year I went on a bike ride, apparently my brain thought it was a good idea to stop paying attention to the trail and I slammed into a tree. I almost fractured my tibia :)

When i was about 6-7, my grandma took me to california. we stayed with a friend of hers in this massive RV, and the neighbors had a pug. i decided that, instead of listening to the owner, i would try and force feed the poor thing a corn chip instead, and so i got bit and had to wear this big bandage for a week.

I was at a summer camp one time, and a golf cart was driving by. A can of propane fell off the back, so me and this chick looked at each other and bolted down the rock hill to get it, I however, tripped and fell down the massive hill made of rocks. I now have a scar on my knee, elbow, and left hip..I needed stitches but the camp couldn't do that so they just slapped a clear band aid on there. I'll post a pic of the one that needed stitches at some point
          
          Chapter 5 is out by the way.

Thanks for the follow

Not too long ago I was at a gathering, they had a slack line they were using as a tight rope, and instead of using it properly I ran at full speed towards it, went to jump over it, and my foot got stuck on it, so I scorpioned and knocked the wind outta myself.

I used to get bad nosebleeds, and it was funny cause I could make them happen, just had to smack the bridge of my nose and out it comes. My mom thought I was on drugs?

I was talking to my family one time and the conversation switched to love languages and how the quickest way to someone's heart was their stomach. I went to agree and said "the quickest way to my stomach is through my heart" instead

Ever eat a packaged cake that was left on the side of the road for a week? No, just me?

When I was but a wee tot, I tripped and fell onto a McDonald's happy meal Rainbow Dash. Her wing went into my leg and I needed stitches.