Hi! I'm Craziness Inherited!

My first story here is Just Like a Fairy Tale - Not! The characters:

Cherry Hood "McCabe":

She's feisty, kinda sassy, cute but sarcastic, HATES being called little and is caught up in a huge mess that is her life. Between being the descendant of Red Riding Hood, dealing with college, being the only girl in the college's soccer team, and avoiding the annoying boy who seems to pop up everywhere she goes, her life is... complicated, to say the least.

Quote: "Short is just concentrated awesomeness."

Damon Pierce:

He's the bad boy around the campus - the cocky, arrogant one who likes calling Cherry "little" or "sweetheart" and just annoying her in general. Fascinated by the new girl at his college, he doesn't realise just what a mess he gets himself into when he falls in love with Cherry...

Quote: "If you love yourself, you're conceited. If you hate yourself, you're insecure. So, sweetheart, I think I'll take the former."

Snow White the Tenth "Crystal Alba"

Snow is a pretty, intelligent girl who is understands Cherry completely, and... well, her ancestry is quite obvious from her name. Unlikely friendship, right? Yeah, well she is the more outgoing, lively person who can also be very supportive and a little mad at times. But, as different as Cherry and Snow are, they've been best friends since they were little.

Quote: "Boys are like toilets: most are out of order, the good ones are occupied, and the vacant ones are full of shit."

Daniel Mecho:

He's cute, funny, loves to eat and can be a little... ah, how should I put this... slow, at times. Being the best friend of Damon, the poor guy sometimes gets taken advantage of, but he doesn't really mind, because he believes everyone is good at heart, even Damon. He gets along well with Cherry, and she finds him really sute and funny, despite his being friends with Damon.

Quote: "If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?"