MEMEJOON

If you saw a new published story notification from me... no. No, you didn't.
          
          You were seeing things. I totally didn't butt-publish anything. Nope. Could never be me.

Y'know... I never understood why noise complaints were a thing. I never experienced an overly loud neighbor before.... until now.
          
          Currently, I'm on vacation in Minnesota, but I'm about to leave to go home in a few hours. It's two in the morning here and I'm hearing indie music blaring into the neighborhood. Like- it's LOUD.
          
          What am I supposed to do in this situation?

Has anyone ever watched 'Crash Landing on You'? Cus like... I just started watching it and I'm trying so hard not to laugh rn since it's 3:23 am

hello!

Not @ the fact that I'm turning 20 in a few days when I genuinely don't feel ready or accomplished enough.... existence is PAIN.

My Mormon family just had some missionaries over and my brain is already so done with all of the religious crap, but no.... they're singing religious christmas carols now and they won't let me go in my room. SEND HELP!

When your blood sugar drops at 1:40 am and so you get up to make yourself some food but your hands are shaking because you're lowkey in the process of dying slowly but surely.... 

Okay, so if any of you got the notifications that I re-published My Fortune and now can't access it... that's because I re-unplished it shortly after. Why? Because I was deleting all of the previous comments since I did some heavy rewriting and editing on it (why I unpublished it in the first place) and the comments that were there would be heavily out of place or just wouldn't makes sense with all of the changes that I made.
          
          In fact, I'm probably going to heavily rewrite and edit Berry Lovely and do some mild touch ups on Crown Me. So, sadly, I'll be un-publishing those pretty soon here, probably in a week so y'all have time to process and see this. They will be back, so don't worry... but I just wanted to give you a heads up. In the meantime, I might re-publish (Wow I'm so chaotic and indecisive) the first two new and improved chapters of My Fortune if y'all want me to.
          
          Anyways, I apologize for all of my bullshit, I'm really just trying to make all of the stuff meet the standards of quality writing I've know I can give you guys because my old writing just hasn't been doing it for me anymore. I hope you understand.

So I have Ophidiophobia, which is an extreme fear of snakes... and I just got an ad for Tiktok that showed a python and I kid you not, I almost threw my phone. I may or may not be freaking out and trying to do breathing excercises in what will probably be a futile attempt at calming myself down right now, but that doesn't matter.
          
          What matters, is that I want to abolish all of these ads because clearly, they're trying to kill me. Like- yeah, I wanna die... but not because of an ad! What a lame way to go! If I'm going out, I'm doing it in style, thank you very much!

I impulsively dyed the underside of my hair.... again.