Randomly on sometimes 


HALFBORN GUNDERSON FROM FLAM. INSULT MY TOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU. 


Most PhD on floor 19.


Don't insult Flam. Check.

I'm Halfborn. Check.

Brag about all my PhD. Check.

Check the mini checklist that has no purpose here at all. Check.



Hearth is my dad!

Fluffy is my is super dragon

The List is fucking scary

People like to see me to do stupid shit that ends up with me dead, usually killed by Mallory

-I have a license to marry people.

--If you need/want to be married call me

---I married Hearth and Blitz

----I have a fucking dragon, deal with it

----- ME AND MAL ARE MARRIED!  ---  (3/22/19)


EVERYONE IS EQUAL, NO MATTER RACE, RELIGION, SEXUALITY, GENDER, OR ANYTHING ELSE!

To all those struggling with mental illnesses, I want you to know people care. Here are two videos that talk about that. I hold all those with mental illness very dear to my heart. 

https://youtu.be/qQKkmT_gt2s
https://youtu.be/1RNvBtFk6SQ

"There is no room in this world for racism, sexism, homophobia, trans phobia, xenophobia or bigotry of any fucking kind. Thank you very much" - @General_Cat (Admin)

Well that's it.















































jk


I gave in to Alex and Magnus' Hamilton singing. I can't get it out of my fucking head. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... 


~My legal team~ 

Shade (Head of my legal team) - @elf_child-magic
Roberto Alberto Jenkins (Third best lawyer) - Died? 4/1/19
Tumble Weed (Tumble Weed does the financials and is a lawyer)
Cactus (Does the other stuff and is a lawyer)
Cat (Does his own thing and my second best lawyer) - @general_cat

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I have my own TedTalk like thing. It's called Halfborn Helps



-Halfborn Out