Hi.

I don't know who you are.
I don't know where you live.
I don't know how old you are.
I don't know why you're following me. 
I haven't posted any stories nor have I added stories to my Reading List.

If you happen to be a stalker, I don't have anything of interest to you.
If you happen to be a yandere, I refuse to be your senpai.
If you happen to be a dominant, I don't like following orders.
If you happen to be a submissive, I don't like giving out orders.
If you happen to be a vampire, I refuse to give you blood.
If you happen to be a werewolf, I refuse to join your pack.
If you happen to be a sex addict, I will refuse your advances.

Bye.