Please, do come visit us in the west corner of hell. You would find us pretty quickly. Just ask Lucifer to point you to the direction of the screeching monkeys, a giant seal and the cult of psychos. But if somehow, you still can't hear 30 debating with F.U., we have 'SATAN'S ABODE" on a large sign with lava red letters and a big penknife behind it. You can't miss it. Please mind your step when crossing our bridge which hangs over our lava moat. We forgot to repair it properly so it might give way.

Oh yes, an introduction to us. We are the one and only 1E6. We are known as Satan's Abode. We run a little circus in our corner of hell. We're crazy. We have tall devils. And at least one of us lives off of drugs. We're insane, psychotic and have many devious plans up our sleeves.

In Satan's Abode, we are always welcoming of those who want to learn our ways. We support the LGBT+ community because to be honest, we're all at least a little gay here.

Please speak your mind. None of us have feelings anyways and we would gladly push you into our moat. We have each other's back (even though we sometimes stab each other) most of the times. Our hands are already bloody, so what's a little more to add to our collection?

We consist of a giant seal, a troop of monkeys, a penknife specialist, walking chopsticks and clowns to just name a few. Oh right, we have a family of possums. Baby possum-prune-devil-man-child thing is really annoying, just kidding. NOT.

So that's all about us. May plentiful nightmares plague you as you  try to sleep. That is if raging anxiety doesn't keep you up.

Yours sinfully,

the Scribes of Satan's Abode