Valentines Day is nice... How about you, Elarod?
Elarod: I get candy from my husband!
Um... OK! I'm not going to say anything! Let pretend I didn't hear that. Lela?
Lela:The day before, my foster mom died? Yea, great!
Ummmmmm, ok... Bobbie?
Bobbie: I will tear you eyes out you hurt my significant other? Got it?
Ok... one more, how about the family woman! Avellaneda?
Avellaneda: My first date was on Valentines Day, and it was heaven. My husband and I went on a murderous killing spree! Oh, we ate the dead, too... he was such a sweetheart!
Ok... um, happy Valentines Day!