Okay, But Why Me?

Hi, do you remember me? You were my best friend, but I came today, clicked into @DragonWolfAlpha, and u weren't ther, so I was rlly scared and started searching for u for like 20 minutes. If we're still best friends, which I hope we are, can u let me know in my conversations if u changed ur user? Even though I won't b able 2 reply, I would change the about me thing to ur current.
          
          Thanks in advance, and I rlly hope we're still besties. :)
          And see you later! ^^

Alright everyone. Listen up. I will not be on for the next month, because it's my no tech month, so this is my last day. I will not be responding to anything, putting out announcements, or updating my books, so this is my 'see you later' cuz I don't particularly like goodbyes.
          
          So, see you guys later!! Love you guys!

We are all but human beans, and tomato we shall rice

Y'all, I'm having weird swings where I'm fine, and then I'm trying to decide wether to kill a man or blow something up. And then I'm cool again 

Okay, Why don't. I know. What day it is?! In swear it was just Monday dang it. *huff* Okay, anywho. I will not be on at all in February. February is my no tech month, so no lighting anything on fire without me, kay?

*Kicks down door* I live! *hides knife behind back*  So....how many knives do I have to buy to concern you guys?

Sooooo. I may have set something on fire while cooking. But it was only three things this time! Me, A hot pad, and a paper towel! So...ya. Anywho! How is everyone? You guys all okay?

If y'all had to explain me in one or two words what would they be? Good or bad, Im cool with both

Y'all, I just got a new knife, and it's wicked sharp

Ooo I like the name and pfp change