I'm so upset right now...
We left the house this evening to go and get something to eat. We got back to the house and there are 3 state trooper cars and 6 troopers in my house. The front door is knocked off the hinges, stuff everywhere, and apparently they are looking for something. So we're stuck outside with this state trooper and the others are inside searching through everything, even our laundry. They are going through everything and tearing crap apart. So, as you can imagine, I'm fuming, and I'm trying figure out what's going on. I asked if they had a search warrant, and if I could see it. The state trooper in my bedroom yells, "Where did you hide it at? We know it's here! We are searching, you wanna go to jail?" So I shut up and watched one of the other state troopers look down at his phone, and shouts, "Guys Stop! Hold on. We're in the wrong house! The toilet paper is next door!"
If you fell for this, feel free to copy and paste. Don't take life too seriously, and enjoy your day.