I'm a young adult who is also a roleplayer, gamer, animal enthusiast, artist, character designer, pet owner, author, and tumblr urchin. I enjoy painting pictures in the minds of my readers and don't mind constructive criticism. I'm a bit reserved, however, and don't really open up to people I don't know right away. I read every comment I get, even if I don't reply.

I intend to update my stories every other week to allow for laziness and various difficulties such as, but not limited to: being huddled in a corner, plot development, flying motorcycles, screaming bat-winged tarantulas from hell, massive explosions, wondering how magnets work, the throwing of things, crying into lizards, crying with lizards, crying about lizards, drinking too much coffee, sometimes sleeping, stalking Allie Brosh's blogspot, work, college, dancing naked in Orgrimmar, stalking people, fantasizing about goggles, following people too closely, screaming at people who use the phrase "yes, I'm a girl, and yes, I play games!," driving around, parking in no-parking zones, SSSSS!, playing with my goldfish, playing with my lizards, chasing my roommate with an empty coffee mug, doing battle with the depression monster, making dinosaur sounds, talking like a Sim, dancing naked in Stormwind, crying at the phrase "you must be so exhausted...," bathing, headbobbing, not bathing, collecting pets and other things on browser games, eating all the food, flipping things, screeching, fantasizing about manly goatees, tripping down the stairs, rambling at my friends, digging directly up or down, tripping up the stairs, finding really old games to play and scream obnoxiously at, raiding, barking at the neighbors, and staring at the tea kettle that's sometimes on my roommate's floor for no apparent reason.