Crimson_Fall_Maiden

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Crimson_Fall_Maiden

Ruby: Hello kids, I'm the color red and I brought my friends to teach you about them.
          They're the colors of all the things you see and red is me, the color of awesome things!
          Like hearts, and roses, and mars. But most importantly,
          love love love love love!
          (Cinder in the background: Blood blood blood blood blood!)
          All except Ruby and Cinder: Hooray!
          
          Jaune: Hi I'm orange like mac and cheese.
          Let's name other orange things now if you please.
          You got pumpkins and tigers and the desert sand. Monarch butterflies
          (Cinder: Prescription bottles.)
          are your orange friends.
          La la la la la la, cheese!
          (Cinder: Pills!)
          All except Jaune and Cinder: Hooray!
          Jaune: What are you doing?
          Cinder: What I was born to do.
          
          Yang: As you can probably guess,
          yellow's pretty fun!
          Cinder: Yang!!
          Yang: You can find it on a bus
          or the rays from the sun!
          (Cinder: Yang!!)
          Yang: If you ask me,
          yellow's number one!
          (Cinder: Liver failure.)
          Yang: If you like yellow and sour,
          Cinder: Yang!
          Yang: Then try a lemon.
          All except Cinder: Yang!
          Yang: Dang it!
          
          Oscar: I once ate a bug
          that was the color green.
          But the ER said
          it was a poisonous thing.
          So that explains why
          I threw up green
          and inside that green
          there were chunks of green.
          I bet you wish you hadn't
          listened to green.
          Hooray!
          Neptune: Why didn't you change that one?
          Cinder: I like that verse.

Crimson_Fall_Maiden

Neptune: The ocean is a place where
            many creatures live,
            (Cinder: Nightmares.)
            It's the deep blue sea
            and it's mysterious.
            Cinder: And it'll kill you to death.
            Especially if you are on Titanic,
            so let that sink in. Pun intended.
            Oscar: Hooray.
            Yang: Hooray…?
            
            Blake: Don't blow this for us man!
            Come on!
            Purple is the color of many pretty things from a lilac- *gets tased by Cinder*
            All except Neptune and Oscar: *screaming*
            Neptune: Dude! Dude!
            Oscar: Hooray!
            Weiss: Oscar!
            
            Velvet: I guess it's my turn.
            There are brown things like dirt.
            I, uh, can't remember the words.
            Please don't hurt... me. *gets tased by Cinder*
            
            All except Oscar: *screaming*
            Oscar: Hooray.
            
            Weiss: White things include-
            Cinder: All broken bones.
            Weiss: And doves and paper-
            Cinder: And rabies' foam.
            Weiss: There's ivory!-
            Cinder: Worth a lot of money.
            If you want to buy some,
            then email me.
            Oscar: Hooray, hooray.
            
            Cinder: Black is the color of emptiness.
            I feel it in my soul
            'cause I'm an emotional mess.
            
            Blake: *screaming and tackling Cinder*
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