Cringesh1t

I was down in the bloody mines for a fuckin month guys. It’s time to cancel Bloody Mines Incorporated™️ >:[

Cringesh1t

Gawd bless murica 

Cringesh1t

Goddamn it i didnt load all the american flag and cheeseburger and gun emojis :[
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Cringesh1t

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Yo, cut that corporate nonsense
          Let me spit something real
          You know, where I'm from, the sinks ain't clean
          Y'all better wash yourselves
          Can you even handle what I'm about to dish out?
          Nah
          Better let this one soak in
          
          Take a sip of this, I'm as lit as any Cuphead
          Gin and juice to the brim, 'nuff said
          Packin' heat, yeah, I'm somewhat of a hothead
          Struck a deal with the devil, now I'm rackin' up debt
          I made a dumb bet, mama, don't get upset
          I'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet?
          Forget a finger gun, grab a gat, drop dead
          Backhand your boss, when I'm done, I leave 'em jobless
          Can't stop me, I'm runnin' like a faucet
          Cup runneth over, don't you ever try to top it
          Knock back a shot of this and then you'll kick the bucket
          I can be drunk from but cannot be trusted
          Heads up, hit the deck, Mugman
          Get kicked to the curb and ya head busted
          This dirty dish deserves a rough scrubbin'
          After doing these devilish deeds, god damn!
          They say I need a clean, but nobody's here to rinse me
          I'm overflowing, but my foes are almost empty
          Beg for mercy, but they know it won't convince me
          Put me on the shelf? Like hell that you'll forget me
          
          You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled
          Don't ever test me, unless you wanna get killed
          I took that devilish gamble
          Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
          And now it's time to foot the bill
          
          Any line that you happen to draw
          Is a line I'll be stepping across
          I'd rather inhabit a world that lacks any laws
          I came to raise the roof 'cuz I'm off of the walls
          My demons need some exorcise
          A little caffeine oughtta get 'em energized
          We'll never get to Heaven when we die
          Can't get any better, we already bet our lives
          Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin' out
          I'd like to throw hands with that damn Mickey Mouse
          Kick his ass, then I'll knock Walt Disney out
          I'll leave 'em with a taste of toxic in their mouth
          My hand's been dealt, it's a bad draw though
          I go all in when the rest all fold
          Looks like I'm on my last straw, so
          Better tell the devil th-t

Cringesh1t

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hat th-that's all folks
            Come see what we been brewin'
            Something to keep ya woozin'
            One could say we been juicin'
            Gotta keep this product movin'
            Crank up this beat I'm boomin'
            I'm filthy and I'll prove it
            Wipe blood off of my shoes
            It's time for you to face the music
            
            You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled
            Don't ever test me, unless you wanna get killed
            I took that devilish gamble
            Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
            And now it's time to foot the bill
            
            I feel like the Holy Grail
            Just hope I don't go to Hell
            If so, that won't go so well
            I've been bad, but no one tell
            I'm much more than just a cup
            Raise a toast and get fucked up
            Pour one more and drink it up, but don't choke
            
            'Cuz I'm not the kinda cup you should be chugging from
            I'll get the jump on ya when I run and gun
            Working for Lucifer is a ton of fun
            When he says "do my bidding", it's done and done
            I'll leave you razzle-dazzled and we'll have confetti
            After whoopin' and wallopin' your ass aplenty
            When you're stuck up shit's creek with no paddle handy
            I'll be there to tell you why the glass is half empty
            
            You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled
            Don't ever test me, unless you wanna get killed
            I took that devilish gamble
            Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
            And now it's time to foot the bilL
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