You may be more popular than me but do you have *shoots fingers* Crippling Anxiety???
♡Aye, Rianna is the name, fucking up is the game. I'm also known as Satan♡
♡I'm totally oblivious to the chaos I create♡
♡Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd & geek, decreaser of world sucking♡
♡General lover of snarky sarcasm♡
→I make terrible puns←
∆ I worship JiBooty ∆
♡All hail our swagy handsome lord and savior, Min Yoongi♡
∆ I'VE GOT YES JAMS ∆
♡*teenage girl voice* I'M NOT CUTE I'M PUNK ROCK!♡
♡Yeah those Bangtan Boys fucked me up real bad♡
♡You're too rad to be sad♡
♡Don't be afraid to talk to me yo. I'm very desperate for friends♡
♡Also, if you ever need to talk to someone about your personal problems, I'm here for you fam♡
♡I rely on coffee and chimchim's thighs to get me through life♡
♡I wanna climb Junhong like a tree♡
♡Yongguk's voice narrates my life♡
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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- JoinedApril 6, 2016
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Damn Rianna, back at it again with your bullshit complaining.
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