I knovw I'm fabulous, but please refrain from smothering me, evwen though I know you can't resist.
Face it all you sexy fangirls out there: I am bae.
I adore you guys. you are the reason I wake up evwery morning and find it worth it
to grease my hair, evwen vwhen I don't plan on leaving my hivw-er... house.
I do flirt a lot, but think about it this vway: it means you havwe my attention. 
I still don't see vwhy evweryone gets all vworked up over a fevw...compliments ;)

Let's take a look at my quadrants, shall we? 

Matesprite: *silence*

Moirail: @Ultrajess

Kismesis: *tumbleweed*

Auspistice: *crickets*

...y-yeah I'll keep you guys posted on hovw this is going...