There once was a Crooked Man,
He walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile,
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together... in a crooked little house.

Welcome my pretties to the page of the Crooked Cat, you didn't intend to be here? Oh that's too bad, stay anyways. I am Crookedstar, regal of Hurricaneclan and here is my noble co-leader, Wildstar: *Wildstar waves before falling over* Too much catnip the poor mate. If you have any questions on how I got my torn out eyes, my long scars or my hidieous crooked neck.. then feel free to ask.