ramen god

i have just remembered that i’m alive. hey what’s up. your girl didn’t die. i’m right here  
          how’s life been

i’m not funny
          
          
          i’m not funny at all

my new sherlock fanfic is so amazing don’t listen to what josh says i can confirm it’s absolutely fabulous and aesthetic and hilarious as heck
          if you like gay drama read it
          
          jk my crack fic is terrible

i need to stop reading gay fanfictions between two tiny wax figurines of a roman and a cowboy who come to life at night in the natural history museum

am i a funny person

i love bean soup very yummers i could eat bean soup all day

it’s time for me to sleep to avoid my problems

does anybody else like to eat rocks or is it just me

i radiate masculine energy like a tanning machine radiates radiation

i’m so fucking gay let’s gooooo