Hey. My name's Emma. I bear no similarities to Emma Frost other than my first name. And yet, inexplicably, she's my avatar.

If you want to know anything else about me, consider clicking one of the numerous links you see around you! They'll take you directly to my writing, and this is certainly going to best window into the maelstrom of unique satire, repressed emotion, and twisted Five Nights fan fiction! I urge you to not even hesitate.

So, welcome to a piece of my world. If you're following me because I'm a girl and you're just a wee bit horny, consider yourself shamed. I'm not really sure what else I can do.

However, if you're interested in who might perhaps be the strangest individual you've ever met (or you're just a tad obsessed with FNAF), we'll get along nicely.