Hello my name is Crowley. I'm sure you all have heard of me :)

Well if you don't, Oh well.  I am in a good mood today so instead of sending my hellhounds after you, I will explain myself.

I am Crowley Mcloud.
I am the (FABULOUS)  King of Hell.
I love drinks.
Women aren't that bad either ;)
And I absolutely LOVE making deals. (It will cost you your soul of course)
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Dean Winchester: "Uh, excuse me for asking, but aren't you kinda signing your own death warrant? I mean, what happens to you if we go up against the Devil and lose?" 
Crowley: "Number one, he's gonna wipe us all out anyway, two, after you leave here I go on an extended vacation to all points nowhere, and three, HOW ABOUT YOU DON'T MISS, OKAY? MORONS!"