Ahoy, and welcome aboard our flagship vessel here at the one and only Cruise Crimes, Incorporated! Our goal at Cruise Crimes, Inc. is to provide you with a thrilling and fun-filled adventure with every AG we embark on. As your captains, co-captains, cruise directors, entertainment coordinators and occasional wild card ship hijackers all rolled into one, we take our responsibilities very seriously - so sit back, relax, enjoy the ride, and know you're in nominally good and only slightly dastardly hands!

Your one and only captain today is Pheeney (@then-harry-woke-up), who you might recognize around our ship as the inimitable Mary Jane Williams. Your other and only captain today is Sen (@ Non-Wattpad Locations), who you might recognize around our ship as the ineffable Willow Zheng. 

We're currently hosting shuffleboard in the lounge alongside sign-ups for Author Games: Caper Crew at May 9th, 2022 PM on the lido deck. We look forward to seeing you there.

Thank you for sailing with us!