David Boi

‘Hello old friend’ 
          
          Idk I seen u on my old profile I think we used to be friends on here or sum but I lost access to that account lmao 

yup... updates are slow as fuck

Are you continuing the darkest of souls
          

hello

I have taken back Jerusalem 
          What’s next?

I love this bullshit

So listen, thanks for 200 followers. But think, the Harry Potter series could have been like 2 pages long had Voldemort used a gun.
          Even if hes in england, hes a fucking wizard and can easily go
          
          "Avarakadavara give me a glock, and if you dont  you can suck on this cock!"
          
          Boom, that fucking easy. Maybe having no pigment or nose affects brain cells. Either that or hes been smoking something in potions class if you know what I mean

Hey fuck heads, give me your best sith lord names, they have to be (mostly) original. It has to be menacing, with an atmosphere of "dont fuck with me or you'll lose your left hand" around it. If I like it I'll use it for my new story 

Aight listen here fuckers, I bounce back and forth through fandoms. Right now I'm really fucking in to starwars because I'm a god damn nerd, sue me. I tried to make more of the darksouls book, but it's kinda difficult to do shit right now with all the emotional shit I have going on. But I'll try to keep your shitty book going, no promises though. And I might also start a starwars book too. 

My cousins the best, shes definitely deserves more followers than I do. And I'm sorry but i will be deleting wattpad so she wont have competition