Cryaotic

Hi. Go check out my book,  Whatever It Takes, when you have time. Thanks https://www.wattpad.com/story/150094161-whatever-it-takes

Life's fps is shit smh

Okay guys I gotta come clean I was sponsored by the pineapple company to make it look like pineapple pizza was good I'm sorry I deceived you.

Pineapple on pizza. It's... not bad

I miss the old YouTube. 

Hey. If you have glasses, remember: Don't put them on your dog and wonder why you aren't as pretty as your dog, he/she is just so BYOOTIFUL

I'm going to ask for pet pics some day soon in the future. I want you fuckers to prepare the best pet pics you got. BRING YOUR B+ GAME

I'm so happy that when I'm an old man sex robots will most likely be a thing so I can live life to the fullest in the retirement home.

I stand by the fact Yakuza 0 should be sent out to space for aliens to discover and believe that humans are all into some kinky shit.

Dokapon Monday is cancelled due to the yakuza coming in and kicking Russ' mobo. Thanks, organized crime!