Hey.


I leik shoving whole bags of jelly beans up mah ass, having basketball games tommorow and being point guard.
i also leik having watermelon juice that costs a dollar cuz bitch me too the fuck, ranting about a girl stepping on my foot with a fucking cowboy shoe bitch disguhsteng, calling the professor then kissing a dude in front of him while he exclaims about the bible.

so basically what i was thinki-OW. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS.

i like vines, food cuz ill never have abs, shitty jokes, *farts* see what i mean, YouTube cuz i have no life, RPDR cuz im gay as gay jesus, Steven Universe(i live), Pokemon but Pikachu my isn't fave cuz i played gen 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6 and knew there was better Pokemon out there like Cacturne [aka spikey bae] or Mawile [who looks cool in Gen 3] or Minior [mine's a purple one named Meteora *cough* SVTFOE *cough*] or Wobbuffet [which is my go-to since Emerald] or the ever-classic Clefable [or Clefto].

Fite me but SVTFOE turned to shit. especially near the end. its like somebody pressed the fast forward button. 

Fite me (2.0), i prefer the sun and moon version than the original.

im too lazy(fat) to play Pokemon Go.
The one and only trash person  around this part of town. (say it in a cowboy accent, it'll make sense.)

im not a trendy dude.

dueces. sashay away. goodb-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!