I’m a hungry birb

Hey people that follow m e- This my new account! Yay-
          

https://discord.gg/4Yge7tP
          
          Here’s a better discord for you humans-

what is your pfp 
          
          it looks like a BNHA pfp 
          
          tell me 
          
          now

People who follow me-
          go follow my amazing co-writer @KanaNeverSIeeps right now or I will beat you with your spine-

so uh I was on Pinterest when I was support to do online work and I forgot what I was supposed to do solo uhhhhh...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
           aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh f u c k !

Nicky: Have you guys seen my Plushes? It’s missing. 
          
          Blaze: Kinda like your parents. 
          
          Nicky: 
          
          Nicky: What bowels of hell did you crawl out of?

@Diamone_Cherioux Threatened me to use this -Sweats-
          
          Blaze: Birth certificates are just receipts for humans. 
          
          Nicky: How and where can I return myself?

WHY AREN’T KOALAS CONSIDERED BEARS????

HAHA NOOB 

@Diamone_Cherioux asked me to use these so yeah here
          Blade: Imagine if someone gave you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your lifetime. 
          
          Real-me: Oh, wow! My childhood innocence! 
          
          Izzy: My will to live! I haven’t seen this thing in years! 
          
          Bluejay: I knew I put that potential somewhere! 
          
          Nicky: Mental stability! My old friend! 
          
          Lucy:. . .
          
          Real-Me: 
          
          Real-me: Can’t you guys, like..Y’know? Lighten up a bit?
          
          -BeEp-
          
          [Creator]: So, Bluejay! How’s it like working with Y/n?
          
          Bluejay: Imagine a completely civilized, responsible, mature person. 
          
          [Creator]: ..okay.. 
          
          Bluejay: Now throw that thought out the window.
          
          -BeeP-
          
          Izzy: Would you rather stab Nicky or-? 
          
          Dawn: Stab Nicky. 
          
          Izzy: I didn’t even finish the question. 
          
          Dawn: I know, but I would still stab Nicky. 
          
          Nicky: Feeling a little unsafe right now. 
          
          -bEEp-
          
          Izzy: Nicky, did you eat my powdered donuts? 
          
          Nicky, mouth full of donuts: ..no.. 
          
          Izzy: Then, what’s that white powder on your jeans? 
          
          Nicky: That’s cocaine. 
          
          -BeEeP-
          
          Nickys dead mother: WHY AREN’T THE PLATES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!? 
          
          Nicky, crying: wHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!? 
          
          -BeEp-
          
          Nicky: I couldn’t sleep last night.. 
          
          Izzy: You know, they say if you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. 
          
          Nicky: Who would be thinking about me at 3AM? 
          
          Blaze: *Panics*
          
          -BeBe-
          
          Izzy: Nothing is free. 
          
          Lemmon: Love is free. 
          
          Blaze: Friendship is free. 
          
          Nicky: Air is free. 
          
          Luke: Knowledge is free. 
          
          Real-Me: Everything is free if you take it without asking. 
          
          -BeePp-
          
          Izzy: Could you please pass the salt?
          
          Nicky: *Yeets your will to live across table*