CryingInBed
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I remember watching Animaniacs with my family because my dad watched it as a kid. I loved it so much I remembered the theme song and would beg to watch it all the time. I just started watching it again after years and HOLY SHIT THE NOSTALGIA EEEEKKKKK
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When I become an actual mom, if my child wants to be christian you best believe IM TAKING THAT FUCKER TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY AND I WILL SIT THROUGH THAT SHIT I DONT BELIEVE IN BECAUSE MY CHILD HAS THE RIGHT TO A DIFERENT RELIGION! Idfk what just happened there but im nit lying lol.
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BOI WHY DID YOU FOLLOW MEHHHHH!!! -I saw your curse warning I be like.fuck I found my new best friend UwU- BITCH HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!
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I'm crying holy shit okay-
So my sister snatched my dog and I started yelling at her not to do that but since shes the oldest nobody gave a fuck. I fuckin snatched that hoes weave and pushed her to the ground. And then my dog mcflippin jumps off the bed directly on my sisters face and starts attacking it and I just ran out like " Bye hoe I got to go!"
Hours later my sister came up to me and I was like oh shit im gonna die and she starts talking in the most monotone voice ever saying: " Hoe, that dog didnt do S H I T" And I ran. I fuckin RAN. This bitch was chasing after me and I finally got into my room anf hid since my door doesnt shut all the way. She started stomping on everything trying to see if I was there. I was hiding on the fucking dresser under a blanket behind piles of random things. She left and after catching my breath I went out looking for her. When I found her she was burning a picture of me and IM SCARED I NEVER TOOK THAT FUVKING PICTURE AND IDK WHAT I DID TO HER BUT SNATCH HER WEAVE IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY AJGDNWKAMWBJSKIEHNEHEHCGCHWMWKPSXOIFIJEYESNSJ
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@CryingInBed The thing is...I've done that before. She saw through it fast... Damnit
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@CryingInBed so exactly me- okay- Well, what I did is... Be so weird it freaks them out so they stay away for a while, do the same with them, but secretly do things creepily and act like you dont know youre doing it, eventually she'll leave you alone if you do this and sone other things
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@CryingInBed I'm the youngest, most paranoid, and most sensitive. I could never do even half the things that she does. Even though shes rude af I dont like hurting others. ( My mom says Im bipolar because one second I'll be like " HOE GET YOUR DUMBASS BACK HERE AND LET ME FINISH BREAKING YOUR NECK!" And another second ill be like " Sorry! I'll get the first aid just sit there so I can patch you up...!" )
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I just got a fucking HEADACHE AND OH MY ATUA I MIGHT SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHH!
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@CryingInBed I posted that when I first started online school for the day and I'm gonna get out of school after one more subject after this one. Its only been getting worse and I'm trying not to cry in a zoom meeting because we are all forced to keep our cameras on.
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No one gives a fuck but my b-day is October 29th. Don't question my motives, I have many.
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I'be lost all ability to say god. Its just Atua. If someone says god I correct them with Atua. Fuck you Angie
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Update: So the fucking spiders apparently attracted some weird ass pedo spiders and now fully grown spiders are walking around my room. Bad news is that my door doesn't shut all the way and my doorknob is ripped off so theres multiple ways for the spiders to get out of my room. The good news is that they mainly reside in my room so yeah. If only that one spider had minded its own business we wouldn't be in this mess.
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Question: What would Slenderman's Dangonronpa Ultimate be?
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UwU bitch
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@CryingInBed Honestly this is the only place I can cuss anywhere else and I would be dead lol
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@Virgil_SandersSides This is how I wish people would talk to me. Just curse me out every two seconds but still be the best bitch to ever roam this pathetic planet
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