teadaddyman
That’s nice... but did you know GEICO can save you 15% or more on car insurance?
teadaddyman
Imagine this:
Your holding hands while going on a walk with one of your newer friends
Suddenly, you hear this weird quite moan thing, you look over at your friend and they blush awkwardly before saying "I.... I think we should stop holding hands now..." You nod, but out of the corner of your eye you see a wet spot on there pants, and it looks as if they had cummed
They have a skin contact fetish-
teadaddyman
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
teadaddyman
Hey you, person! Read it all, I mean it! If you were murdered, I wouldn't be at your funeral- I would be in jail for killing the person that killed you. We are true friends. We ride together. We die together. Send this to all the people you care about; including me. If I get this back thank you! After reading this letter, send this to 15 people; including me.
( >:) I know you probably won't see this anytime soon but still- )
VirginiaYes
If @HostClub_Life is your #1 fan, can I be your #2 fan?
westvirginiayes
Random question but what's your favorite cryptid?-
