Cryptid

Formerly SalTheFan
RARELY ACTIVE!!!

Me quotes:
"HOW DO YOU DEEP FRY CHILDREN"
"I don't want to look up how fishes fuck"
"I made a school presentation on how dumb I am and got an A so..."
"I have one braincell, do you think I use that braincell to be wrong????"
"SIR THIS IS A MCDONALDS"
"If you don't want me to fuck your mom then DONT HAVE A FUCKABLE MOM"
"Wasmo and Conda"
"I'm gonna hate crime you with a care bear"
"BITCH IF YOU LOOK LIKE EBENEZER SCROOGE YOU HAVE NO DRIP"
"Anything can be a weapon if you hit someone hard enough with it!"

NB/Pansexual (she/they/it/boo(?)) (Sal/Sophie/Cryptid/Basil/Yuka)
(Don't ask about some of them)

Mexican/American

Very small (5'6) but I WILL fight you
Or cry at you
Depends

Lotta fandoms
Most are horror
Or anime

18

Yes I draw
No I won't draw for you
Unless you pay me

I hate children
Some are exceptions but children are horrible

Don't worry, I want me to die too

Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/sophiethefan
Discord: KeeBeeBoy#0564

My first original song - https://youtu.be/ViTcF61B26I (09/08/18)